Snarky card

Black & white funny cards with vintage vibes. 

1- Didn’t you think… inside-growing old would take longer?

2-20% stud  80% muffin… inside-Happy Birthday, Stud Muffin!

3-I’m in a really good place right now…inside-not emotionally, I’m just near a liquor store 

4-I can’t believe how young you look…inside-in all your old photos. Happy Birthday!

5-If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up…inside-that’s a squat right?

6-The only way to fight Father Time…inside-is with Mother Make-up and Sister Spanx. Happy Birthday!

7-Friendship is like pissing your pants…inside-everyone can see it but only you can feel it’s warmth. Thanks for being the piss in my pants.

8-I was going to send you a funny card…inside-but at your age, I was genuinely worried you might pee you pants.

9-Just remember, if we get caught…inside-your deaf and I don’t speak English.

10-In my next life I’m coming back with money and good looks…inside-instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit.

11-Yeah, I wanna kick someone...inside...but I'm trying to get right with the Lord

12-If anyone tells you that you drink too much, stop talking to them...inside...you don't need that kind of negativity in your life

13-God made us friends...inside...because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters

14-You're the reason I get up in the morning...inside...just kidding...I have to pee

15-Exercise makes you look better naked...inside...so does alcohol...your choice

16-We need our own reality show...inside...you can't make this sh*t up

17-When someone says you look familiar...inside...Just say, "I do porn."

18-Isn't it funny how things change with time...inside...we used to hate getting spanked and taking naps

19-Relax, you're not getting old...inside...that ship has sailed, you've been old for a while now

20-In life, we need certain things to survive...inside...water, air, food, and best friends